Paris Hilton hits a new low, and it's awesome

If you haven't heard by now, the contents of an old storage unit rented by Paris Hilton are being made public. After she failed to pay the storage bill, the stuff inside became public property. And after the guy who bought the lost goods realized what he had, he did what anyone would do -- called a business lawyer and negotiated a contract to distribute her belongings. They include diaries, old receipts, *home videos* and other miscellaneous goods.


The two most important things to note are that [1] a prescription for Herpes medication Valtrex was allegedly found, and [2] it was reported that one of the videos features Paris saying, "I get f***ed in the butt for coke." Paris has yet to deny any of these claims, but "I get f***ed in the butt for coke" t-shirts are already selling fast on the web.

This all seems a little too perfect to me. A lot of media outlets are speculating whether this is a scam Hilton might be participating in to put her name back in headlines. Time will tell, but the point is that she has Herpes and gets f***ed in the butt for coke.

By the way, the picture of Hilton up there is a screenshot from one of the videos. And yes, she's smoking a tampon. I feel dirty for having posted this entry. Have a great day.