Who wouldn't want this in their living room?

I assume many of you have already seen this, but if not, brace yourselves. It's a sculpture some artist made commemorating the birth of Britney Spears's first child, Sean Preston. (Thanks to B-Go for reminding me this is most definitely pop culture news.)

In terms of historical significance, this ranks somewhere between the moon landing and the third season premiere of The Simple Life (I'll let you guys decide where) so we here at BTS are glad to share it. Feast your eyes (photo from Defamer):

You know, I can't find a rear view of the statue but - rest assured - she is anatomically correct. Apparently, the Spears scultpure depicts Sean Preston's head crowning - that is, poking out of her [!@#$%].

You heard me. It's important to note that (1) Spears delivered her son via C-section and not in the manner depicted, (2) no one gives birth kneeling doggy-style and (3) she's crouching on a bear-skin rug (WTF). The statue's entitled "Monument To Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston."

[!@#$%] . . . Enjoy your lunch!