As predicted, the Oscar winners are...

BEST PICTURE: Crash (upsetting Brokeback, the frontrunner)
BEST ACTOR: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Capote
BEST ACTRESS: Reese Witherspoon, Walk the Line
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: George Clooney, Syriana
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardener
BEST DIRECTOR: Ang Lee, Brokeback Mountain
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Paul Haggis & Bobby Moresco, Crash
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Larry McMurtry & Diana Ossana, Brokeback Mountain

I hate to gloat but I did predict every winner (scroll down for proof), even Crash's upset in the Best Picture category. The winners in other, less popular categories are listed below:

CINEMATOGRAPHY: Memoirs of a Geisha
VISUAL EFFECTS: King Kong
ANIMATED FEATURE: Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
SHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION): Six Shooter
SHORT FILM (ANIMATED): The Moon and the Son: An Imagined Conversation
COSTUME DESIGN: Memoirs of a Geisha
MAKE-UP: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT: A Note of Triumph: The Golden Age of Norman Corwin
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: March of the Penguins
ART DIRECTION: Memoirs of a Geisha
ORIGINAL SCORE: Gustavo Santaolalla, Brokeback Mountain
SOUND MIXING: King Kong
ORIGINAL SONG: "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp," from Hustle & Flow
SOUND EDITING: King Kong
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: Tsotsi (South Africa)
FILM EDITING: Crash

Show highlights:

• Jon Stewart, in his monologue, told the audience that Bjork could not attend because she "was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her."
• Ben Stiller presented an award wearing a green unitard.
• Will Ferrell and Steve Carell -- Ferrell in red, blotchy face make-up and Carell in eye make-up -- deadpanning their presentation of the Best Make-Up nominees.
• After the award for Best Original Song was presented, Stewart told the audience, "For those of you keeping score at home: Martin Scorsese, zero Oscars. Three Six Mafia -- one."