I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't mention that Vice President Dick Cheney shot a 78-year-old man while hunting. I mean, it's so outrageous and unbelievable that surely it falls under the mainstream pop culture umbrella.
I take it you've all heard the story but trust me, there's a lot of false information out there. So let me (accurately) run you through what happened that fateful February afternoon:
Vice President Cheney and the boys were out hunting. Among the group was a 78-year-old lawyer. Said lawyer shot himself a quail and set off in its direction to retrieve said quail. Then Cheney was all, "Hey that was my quail. You totally saw me aiming for that quail!" and the 78-year-old was all, "I'm 78 years old! What are you going to do? Shoot me?!"
SO DICK SHOT HIM. IN THE FACE. What the F, Cheney?!
No comments:
Post a Comment