I didn't know people, let alone rich celebrities, really did this

This is so broke-ass, I had to post it. Check out this recent pic of Britney Spears attending a NYC fashion show wearing something she obviously plans on returning:

The yellow arrow is pointing to the tag she left on, but tried to hide. Gotta love those flash bulbs.

But seriously, Britney Spears... What are you thinking? Were you going to try and return that? I know this divorce might hit your $150 million pockets rather hard, but are you really hurting for money this bad? Were you planning on buying yourself cigarettes, Red Bull and diapers with the return money? Last time I stopped into Walgreens for toothpaste and toilet paper, your perfume still seemed to be selling. And you did sell photos of your first baby to Harper's Bazaar for millions of dollars, didn't you? And word is, the reason no one's seen your second baby is that you plan on exploiting him in the same way -- that ought to be a big cash cow for ya! So why are you pinching pennies? Or is wearing your clothes with the tag still on a "country" thing we just don't get? Like driving with your baby in your lap, or dressing like a crack whore but thinking it's okay since you have cowboy boots on -- is it something like that? Why don't you just disappear for a little while? Spend the time -- oh, I don't know -- hanging out with your sons or running on a tred mill. Seriously, you've been a successful pop star but, right now, you're a 25-year-old divorcée with two children and a fledgling career. Get. Your. Shit. Together.